It's Been A Long Time Coming.

It been awhile. I know. I’m trying to keep this up but August brought crazy overtime and I felt like all I did was eat, sleep and work. I have my kitten, Max. He’s insane. Felt like I needed to share this. If you have any thoughts, PLEASE let me know.

I was in my apartment with my cat, Max. I decided to take him out for a walk. When I walked outside, the street didn’t look like my street it looked almost exactly like my parents’ street, except across the street there was a big red barnlike building. I was walking up and down the street with Max and I saw Eminem (the rapper) with a red Mohawk walking his cat in the yard of the big red barnlike building. We talked for a few minutes and then I went back into my apartment. When I went back inside my apartment it wasn’t actually my apartment and my friend was in the kitchen of the new apartment. My friend was pregnant with a cat. I heard meowing from the sink and there was a tiny kitten in there. Probably only a couple weeks old. The kitten was covered in fleas. So I decided I would walk over to my good friend Eminem’s big red barnlike house to see if he had frontline for the kitten. When I walked inside his house there were a million rooms. Another friend of mine (also pregnant with a cat) came rushing over to me and told me I had to wear my robe and handed me a costume that looked like a card “Queen of Hearts”, a la Alice in Wonderland. I tucked it under my arm and told her I just needed to find Eminem and walked into the first room I found. It was a huge nightclub inside the room, but Eminem wasn’t there. I walked into another room and there were 4 or 5 TV screens with Guitar Hero hooked up and a bunch of people playing. Eminem was in there with his red Mohawk. I freaked out and walked out of the room and somehow lost my “Queen of Hearts” costume. There was a guy dressed in a weird card uniform that asked me where my costume was. I went back in the room with Eminem and asked him for the frontline. He told me to follow him. For whatever reason I didn’t and I couldn’t leave the building because I didn’t have my costume, but I couldn’t go anywhere because I didn’t have my costume. I tried to find Eminem so he could explain the situation for me and these guys in cards kept chasing me around this building. And then I woke u

I swear I was sober.

Miss Mae