Since the first set of festival line ups started to leak about 3 weeks ago, with the news that this years Isle of White festival will be headlined by none other than The Strokes and Jay Zed with Sunday’s special secret still yet to be announced, it seems all the festive big boys can’t help but tease us with bits of their line ups too.
Today we found out that Eminem will be playing at Scotland’s T in the Park and, if he dosnt look at anyone in Irish customs the wrong way, Oxygen festival as well. Along with that we were told Roxy Music & Grace Jones will be at this years Lovebox festival alongside Dizzee Rascal (One was a bigger story than the other)
As annoying as it might be, right now its becoming quite hard not to think about the musical festivities. Christ, we still haven’t even got through the Easter weekend yet, let alone Reading.
So before you start telling yourself you’re going to sort your tickets in before the Thursday (which includes Glastonbury) morning why not let out your festival blues by sharing them with the world (potentially – I can assure you I don’t get 06987583623 odd hits every blog, not even Ollie Russian gets that many)
I’m looking for festival stories. Sure whilst you write them you might get a bit teary eyed, but at least you’ve got it out the way for the next month when another wave of bands are shoved down our throats.
They don’t have to be long, short but funny please, they can be sent anonymously or you can take full credit for ’swapping Alex Turners glass of cider for a pint of piss’.
Send them to Jordanjoice@googlemail.com or post a reply on the bottom of this page.
The best will be featured in a blog and/or my latest project – a glossy magazine.
Happy holidays.

Wow, just when we thought the remake of REM’s “Everybody Hurts” was huge this comes along.